Spider-Man Vs Spider-Woman

Hi, Jeremy here with another Fabled Fight! Today we have a battle of the sexes... and arachnids. This is Spider-Man Vs Spider-Woman (not to be confused with Spider-Girl). Time for our brief analysis of each fighter and then the verdict!

Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
--- Superhuman strength and agility
--- Can stick to walls
--- Shoots durable webbing to ensnare foes, and uses webbing for transportation
--- Has an alternate dimension counterpart called Peter Porker, the Amazing Spider-Ham

--- Spider Sense warns of incoming danger

Source: Michael Turner, Deviantart

 Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew)

--- Superhuman strength and agility

--- Can stick to walls

--- Immune to poisons and radiation

--- Can shoot venom blasts (bursts of electricity similar to lightning)
--- Body can produce pheromones to alter the emotions of others

Verdict:
Spider-Man wins. Jessica's venom blasts are more dangerous than Peter's webs, but Peter possesses far more strength and agility; he can lift up to 20 tons, she can lift only 7. His speed would allow him to dodge any blasts before overpowering his opponent. Looks like the boys win this round, but we'll be back with more battles between genders. Thanks for reading!

My final thoughts: Due to a complicated comic plot I won't get into, everyone is unsure of whether or not Jessica can fly. Even if she could, I don't think it would have enough of an impact to change today's outcome. Looks like Jessica Drew a loss for the gals today.. Jokes like that are why you shouldn't post at 3 am.

Today in the life of a Jeremy: Uh, since its only 3 hours into the day, not much has happened. I've worked on some articles and brainstormed ideas. Hooray?