\Jeremy here with another Fabled Fight! Today we have the main protagonists of Final Fantasy 7 and 8, Cloud and Squall, battling to see which swordsman reigns supreme. Time for our brief
analysis of each fighter and then the verdict!
Cloud |
--- Wields a large and powerful Buster Sword
--- Often associated with wolves
--- Balanced stats; speed is the lowest
--- Must use a lot of hair gel to get those spikes
--- Once cross-dressed to save his girlfriend
--- In Final Fantasy Dissidia, Cloud defeated Firion, protagonist of FF2
--- Ultimate attack is Omnislash
--- Named after something weather-related
Squall |
--- Often associated with lions
--- Capable of both using and "junctioning" magic, which increases his stats
--- Fairly balanced stats; luck is lowest, and strength is highest
--- Design based on the late River Phoenix
--- Once boogied at a dance with his girlfriend
--- In Dissidia, Squall defeats the Warrior of Light, protagonist of FF1
--- Ultimate attack is Lion Heart
--- Named after something weather-related
Verdict:
Squall wins. That is, *if* he is allowed to use junctioned magic to boost his stats. Both contestants are skilled swordsman, and have defeated powerful opponents. Both also have a deadly ultimate attack. However, Cloud's equippable materia don't bolster his stats like Squall's magic junctions do. If you give both heroes their magic and swords, it seems Squall's bonus attributes will give him the edge. If you forbid the use of magic and equips, Cloud would have a much better chance. Additionally, consider that Squall's physical attacks never miss. Even if he is afflicted with the blind status, he'll hit. Thus, our winner is Squall (mostly). Thanks for reading!
Squall wins. That is, *if* he is allowed to use junctioned magic to boost his stats. Both contestants are skilled swordsman, and have defeated powerful opponents. Both also have a deadly ultimate attack. However, Cloud's equippable materia don't bolster his stats like Squall's magic junctions do. If you give both heroes their magic and swords, it seems Squall's bonus attributes will give him the edge. If you forbid the use of magic and equips, Cloud would have a much better chance. Additionally, consider that Squall's physical attacks never miss. Even if he is afflicted with the blind status, he'll hit. Thus, our winner is Squall (mostly). Thanks for reading!
My final
thoughts: If you wanted Cloud to win and seek revenge, you can check out a very disturbing picture of Squall here.
Today in
the life of a Jeremy: If sugar didn't exist, I might have a six pack. Sadly, since it does, my stomach is content to eat all the sweet food I can find.